If I get one more, “Hey stranger,” text… Look, life is slow right now. Who else you know chooses to work until 9:30 on a Friday night? A bitch like me, that’s who. Ain’t no dating happening, no trauma or crowded social calendar, just general disinterest, sleep/television, quality family time, and avoidance of bullshit. Get money, bitch, get money.
Let me set up a text template right quick:
"Sorry, I’ve been in hibernation mode. I really ain’t shit this time of year. How have you been?"